A series of unfortunate events

Lemony Snicket
The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
Lemony Snicket was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He now lives in the city. During his spare time, he gathers evidence and is considered something of an expert by leading authorities.
Wide Window
Lemony Snicket was born before you were born and its likely to die before you as well. A studied expert in rhetoric analysis. Mr. Snicket has spent the last several eras researching the travails of the Baudelaire orphans.
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
Lemony Snicket first received his education from public schools and private tutors and then vise versa. He has been hailed as a brilliant scholar, discredited as a brilliant fraud, and mistaken for a much taller man on several occasions. Mr. Snicket´s researching skills are currently and devotedly concentrated on the plight of the Baudelaire orphans.
The Ersatz Elevator
His family, if they were alive, will describe him as a distinguished scholar, an amateur connoisseur, and an outright gentleman. Unfortunately this description has not been challenged of late.
The Vile Village
Lemony Snicket´s the author of quite a few books, all dreadful, and has been accused of many crimes, all falsely. Until recently, he was living someplace else.
The Hostile Hospital
Lemony Snicket is widely regarded as on e of the most difficult children´s author to capture and imprison. Recently he had to give up on his hobbies due to laws regarding musical performances in mountainous terrain. Most things written about him aren´t true, but this is
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Lemony Snicket´s books